3 yellowed books
1/2 liter pseudo-philosophy
2 cups armchair anthropology
1 tbsp. preteen angst, well ground
1 train ticket, diced
A dash of idealistic denial
1 tsp. minced polyglot tongue
2 oceans of water
5 horse hairs from an old violin bow
Capt. Jack Sparrow's right braided goatee
Marinate in soy sauce and ketchup.
Stir well. Ship to France. Serve for breakfast. Share with friends.





