My throat's secretly been hurting for the last few days. I didn't tell anyone because I was in denial about my oncoming cold. Then last night, I hacked up a bit of phlegm - wait, where are you going? It gets less gross in a minute - and found a dog hair in it.
I lied. This is pretty gross. I had ingested one of Niu Niu's hairs sometime last week and my body freaked out, attacked until it packed it into a mucus car, and shipped it straight outta town. My throat immediately stopped hurting. It's a miracle!
So today, we learned what phlegm is for, and not to sit behind your dog with a fan blowing towards you and your mouth open. Biology at work, you guys!
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